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« sharpshooter » TEXT ✧ AUDIO ✧ VIDEO ✧ ACTION Juno Steel ✦ The Penumbra PodcastRESIDENCE ✦ Emerald district
GEMBOND ✦ Amethyst
"Juno Steel here. Assuming answering machines work the same around here: You leave me a message. I listen to it. Maybe I call you back."
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Date: 2022-11-24 08:10 pm (UTC)Mr. Turkey 🦃👨🏻 Mr. Turkey 🤩🦃 Nice and Fat 🐷 Nice and THICC🍑😳 Give👹me stuffing😤 Give me🐽stuffing🤰 Give me DICK😈 Give me DICK👁👅👁
But poor😥Mr. Turkey🦃 could not🙅🏻♂️give his seed🌾💦 For it was “No🙈🥜nut🥜🙈November🍁” To get cumpkin🎃pie🤤 They’d👉have to wait😳 till🍆Dickcember❄️☃️❄️
Mr. Turkey🦃please😖 All the little👧hoes cried😫 If you can’t👎give your seed🌾💦
And🧘♀️gobble🦃my ass🍑👅😈”
Send📬this to 🔟 hoes💁♀️by 🍂Spanksgiving’s🍁 end And the🥩getting eaten👄🍴 Might🧘♀️be your rear🍑👅end🤩
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Date: 2022-12-01 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-01 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2022-12-01 02:34 am (UTC)I'll send a carrier pigeon next time
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Date: 2022-12-01 03:07 am (UTC)AndI don't mind the texts, but sure. If that works better for you.
Quick question first: what's a pigeon?
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Date: 2022-12-01 03:15 am (UTC)what. its a fucking bird, dipshit.
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Date: 2022-12-01 03:21 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2022-12-06 12:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-19 03:21 am (UTC)wait
You're joking, right? This is a bit
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Date: 2022-12-19 04:33 am (UTC)on this
our first dicksgiving
the way I just cackled
Date: 2022-12-19 04:42 am (UTC)i could hear it from here
Date: 2022-12-19 04:58 am (UTC)not really a spanksgiving guy either. just trying to get that 🥩 eaten or whatever
you and my neighbors probably
Date: 2022-12-19 05:07 am (UTC)¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Date: 2022-12-19 06:07 am (UTC)i mean.
if you're offering...
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Date: 2022-12-20 01:09 am (UTC)Just don't do it by bird.
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Date: 2022-12-26 03:55 am (UTC)im talking about eating dick and ass not dancing.
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Date: 2022-12-27 01:37 am (UTC)Seriously though, it's an old earth saying. Basically means you're not busy. I can explain the whole thing either before or after I'm done eating dick and/or ass
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Date: 2022-12-30 07:52 pm (UTC)doesn't matter. come by the ship whenever you're feeling parched.
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Date: 2023-01-03 01:34 am (UTC)And sure, soon as I figure out where that is. Could find that apartment in my sleep though.
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Date: 2023-01-03 02:25 am (UTC)marilla, filia pier. it's the big one with my flag💀↘️❤💦
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Date: 2023-01-16 03:43 am (UTC)Doesn't sound too hard to find. See you sooner than later, captain.
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Date: 2023-01-16 04:04 am (UTC)probably wise not to play break-in on the ship, unless you get off on getting killed.
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Date: 2023-01-16 04:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2023-01-16 04:33 am (UTC)more fun if i dont 🔪
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Date: 2023-01-16 04:46 am (UTC)🔪🔪🔪
un: GentlemanPirate
Date: 2022-12-26 05:41 pm (UTC)Would this happen to be Juno Steel?
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Date: 2022-12-27 01:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-12-27 02:49 am (UTC)This is Stede. Stede Bonnet.
I believe I turned you into a vampire a few months back?
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Date: 2022-12-27 02:58 am (UTC)