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"Hey, Juno Steel here. Assuming answering machines work the same around here: you leave me a message, I call you back. Probably. Depends on why you're calling."

voice

Date: 2021-10-17 06:12 pm (UTC)
invigorates: (Poptarts actually affect your chakra)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
Juno? ( Okay. She doesn't sound frantic so much as she sounds flustered and uncertain; her voice low and barely above a whisper. ) I - Um. Can you just...speak with me for a few moments?

Date: 2021-10-17 08:02 pm (UTC)
invigorates: i had a hot bear ass? (how come you never told me)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
Nothing is wrong! ( at least in the sense that no one was in danger or anything.

If Juno listened close he could probably hear some odd sounds in the distance; the shifting of fabric and rustling of leaves and...moaning? Probably. )


I - Well. I had ventured into the woods to help others that might have been lost and I happened across, um. Let us just say I found a couple in a very compromising position and I believe they will need help leaving but I do not want to...watch. So. I was hoping you could talk to me until they are finished?


...Please?

Date: 2021-10-17 08:43 pm (UTC)
invigorates: poorly (The decision has already been made)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
They made it sound as if they did not know how to leave, Juno. And I cannot just wander off and pray they figure it out themselves...

( plus she knew one of them, so she felt extra bad about just walking off and hoping for the best. besides! Maybe they had been affected by something in the woods? She's grasping. )

Um...not today, no? ( she chuckled nervously. ) At any rate - have you found anything interesting in town?

Date: 2021-10-17 09:02 pm (UTC)
invigorates: on a Friday night. I can relate (Default)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
I... highly doubt it would be so easy. They know I am here and did not stop.

( Even worse. They're up against a tree and Lioriley can't help but think about how painful bark must feel on one's back.

At least his comment made her laugh. That was something right?)


Well that is certainly something. Have you ever ridden a horse before?

Date: 2021-10-18 12:36 am (UTC)
invigorates: (Poptarts actually affect your chakra)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
Juno, are you certain you are not being a bit -- ( a beat, then a soft noise if distress from Lioriley before she continued that thought. Were they getting louder? God this sucked. ) -- paranoid? I have never known a horse to eat meat.

They can be quite fun to ride - oh. Perhaps that was a poor choice of words.

Date: 2021-10-18 01:08 am (UTC)
invigorates: with this coconut! (I’m gonna fuck that bird)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
Ominvores? And do not be ridiculous, they will not-- Juno! ( it's a hissed curse of his name, her embarrassment evident even over the communicator. She set herself up for it and yet. AND YET. )

That is not what I meant.

Date: 2021-10-18 02:55 am (UTC)
invigorates: I want to put things in you! (Goddamnit cat!)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
I did not! ( she huffed. Rude! )

I hope you are not asking me for details, Juno. ( because she will die. )

Date: 2021-10-18 03:38 am (UTC)
invigorates: they’re like the size of your dick (They’re giant)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
I will pray things do not get any more interesting than they already are.

( there's a pause and whatever sounds Felix and Rosie are making in the background can be heard in the interim. Lioriley doesn't even know what to say at this point honestly. Then, muttered: ) Are they ever going to finish...

Date: 2021-10-19 12:15 pm (UTC)
invigorates: (Poptarts actually affect your chakra)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
Juno that is incredibly rude. ( but also super tempting. Alas. She technically was the one intruding on them, even if she was certain she had good reason to stay and wait them out.

A sharp cry of pleasure rang out behind her, followed by a muffled squeak from Lioriley herself. )
Perhaps they heard me. Hopefully that means I will return to town soon. Are you still at the tavern?

Date: 2021-10-23 04:06 am (UTC)
invigorates: i had a hot bear ass? (how come you never told me)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
No thank you.

( GOOD LUCK. )

Difficult to discern sunsets in these dense woods, truthfully. I pray that it is soon, however. ( Sighs. ) Ale. And I can head there once we are returned. I...suppose I should let you get back to it, then.

top ten anime betrayals

Date: 2021-11-06 05:17 pm (UTC)
invigorates: both of my nuts? (are you fucking shitting all over)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
( A beat. )

I... had assumed you might have had enough of the background noise. I do not want to hang up.

Date: 2021-11-07 03:02 am (UTC)
invigorates: BURN MORE STUFF. (In the winter  you can always)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
( You're not supposed to know her so well already, dammit. )

You are not alone in that. And, good. I just...need to think of what to speak of now, I suppose. ( she didn't think it would last this long. )
invigorates: (Nice use of proboscis. I like it.)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
( You'll never get all her secrets out of her, Juno! Never!

She giggled, trying to muffle the sound into her palm even if there was really no point in it. No one else around here was being quiet. )


I would not recommend doing so here, but camping is quite an enjoyable activity that could be done in the woods.

Date: 2021-11-07 06:01 pm (UTC)
invigorates: (she's not looking! stare at her tits!)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
( she certainly understood that sentiment. Being left to sleep in silence was always terrible if you had a mind that liked to race and mildly torture you with past mistakes. )

You have never been in a rowdy adventuring party in the woods of Valsheria. Scarcely a moment of silence in those moments. Although they were also quite dangerous, so perhaps you have a point...( she had fun though! Most of the time. )

Correct she makes poor life choices

Date: 2021-11-07 08:15 pm (UTC)
invigorates: what with you being an incompetent sack of shit. (I didn't think you had it in you.)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
Not as drastic as you may assume. I earned the position while aiding the Garsalian nobles during some of their internal conflicts, one of which only ended a few months prior to my arrival here. Adventuring across the wilds was different only in what I was fighting against and who I was trying to aid.

( said out loud that sounded a lot more depressing than she ever thought it might. ) I did wish to record and witness history, after all. ( and now she was smack dab in the middle of it. )

I would suggest we try camping together, but given the unknown nature of the forest here...perhaps not.
Edited Date: 2021-11-07 08:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2021-11-08 07:16 pm (UTC)
invigorates: On a sushi? (How am I supposed to watch anime)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
A bit less dangerous, at the very least. ( The castle was large and her duties assured she did not see many people during the day. And with the war ended things were not nearly as chaotic. If anything, it was kind of...lonely. Not that she would tell Juno that, because what was the point?

She was about to respond - and honestly? She hadn't even noticed that sound specifically because she was focusing on Juno -, stopping only when she heard him half-choke. )
Are you all right? Did something happen?

Date: 2021-11-09 02:48 am (UTC)
invigorates: on a Friday night. I can relate (Default)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
( reassuring... )

Oh. Well, I never truly stopped recording history and my other scholarly pursuits, so I cannot really miss that. Adventuring, however... sometimes, yes. I do not miss fearing for my life from unknown dangers, but I did enjoy seeing new lands and meeting new people.

I am sure I will get the chance to do so again.

Date: 2021-11-09 03:09 am (UTC)
invigorates: for all those harsh-browns you're servin' right now. (I'm gonna need some ketchup)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
( a pause. The sounds of lovemaking still ever present in the distance, but she seemed too lost in thought to notice at this point. )

Would you think me mad for saying I would not mind staying here for a while yet? That is I - minus a few obvious aspects, it is almost...peaceful. Much more than I am used to, and the people here, like you, Juno, are wonderful. And if I was never able to see you all again...

( oh, that got kind of sad, didn't it? ) Maybe I am mad.

Date: 2021-11-09 04:17 am (UTC)
invigorates: (You gotta try this dude; it sucks!)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
( she chuckled softly. )

At least I know I am in good company, in that case.

ah - ( there's a very distinct silence. ) Our friends may be finished.

Date: 2021-11-11 03:33 am (UTC)
invigorates: (Oh man that wind is so east!)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
At that point it would be more beneficial to simply leave and come back to fetch them...

( She does sound vaguely amused at the offer though. ) I should be going so I can navigate them through without issue. Thank you again for keeping me company, Juno. I will see you soon?

ye ye

Date: 2021-11-13 06:17 pm (UTC)
invigorates: on a Friday night. I can relate (Default)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
Thank you, my friend.

( And off she goes to help two horny dipshits through the woods. )

Birth

Date: 2021-12-24 11:00 pm (UTC)
invigorates: on a Friday night. I can relate (Default)
From: [personal profile] invigorates
bing bong! Thread over here because it's gonna get ~spicy~

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